Its the… snob
So simplify the Daily Prompt question to: “Do you have any jackass tendencies?”
When broke down that plainly, the answer is a resounding yes.
You want to see that side of me, that’s easy too. Just drive in your fancy foreign car ahead of me at ten, make sure you are precise, ten miles per hour, on any one of the dozens of dirt roads here. Your car must stay squarely in the middle of both lanes at all times so that absolutely, no matter what, there is no opportunity for your oh so precious, over priced, ON ROAD jackass mobile to be assaulted with so much as dust.
But just remember, the wonderful place I call home is a world with lots of muddy roads, and four by four’s. As I roar by and leave a free autograph written in mud on your side windows, you can be sure I AM looking down my nose at you in an out of my way peasant kind of way.
Simple and case closed… right? Well I thought so until I hovered the pointer over the publish button.
That’s when a question popped into my head.
First, I think we could all agree that it would take a snob to drive forty five miles per hour below the speed limit and not care for those trying to get past going either way!
So, hence my parting question… Are they actually jackass tendencies if they are directed at a snob?