Ready, Set, Join the EWDS
10 minutes. You and your keyboard (or smartphone. Or tablet. Or pen and paper). No pauses, no edits, no looking back: it’s free-write time!
We are looking for a few good men, and women to join in a research study for the EWDS (Electrified Water Dispersal System). We seek the adventurous, thrill seekers, and those who simply want to get a charge out of life.
Be on the cutting edge of insanity and witness first hand the new and undeveloped power source we wish to offer the world!
Sign up is quick and simple, and no medical tests needed in order to qualify**
Simply step inside the door to your right , and sign on the dotted line.
While we offer no actual pay, we can promise you an enlightening experience that just might curl your toes, cause your butt cheeks to clench and your hair to smoke!
Come one come all, astound your friends with your own stupidity, and help us bring a new level of shock and awe to the world!
** Depending on the state with in which you reside, an autopsy may be required upon departure of the program.
By signing on to our research study, you agree to hold EWDS free of liability regarding your health and well being, and agree that it is your own ludicrous sense of adventure that may or may not be the down fall of your family’s financial standing.
No monetary payment is offered at this time, however you are free to hold as much electrical current as you can handle for as long as you wish to hold it.